Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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