Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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