You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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