i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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