I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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