I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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