Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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