She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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