He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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