Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
This girl is more easily done than said...
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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