Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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