I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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