if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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