Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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