So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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