the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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