remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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