question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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