drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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