is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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