): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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