eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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