brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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