she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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