all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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