i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
So apparently I’m into choking now
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