So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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