You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I lost the right to judge tonight
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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