Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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