Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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