have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
