Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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