so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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