Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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