K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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