tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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