i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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