I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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