Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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