you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
accomplished twins. life is a go
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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