Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We just shotgunned beers for America
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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