I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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