Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
