okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I cut my penus on the lid.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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