so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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