Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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