We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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