Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
