Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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