im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I didn't notice because vodka
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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