16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
They are going to name an STD after you.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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