You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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