I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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