he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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