Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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