At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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